Found this story on Looney Tunes Wiki. An anon named "173.77.205.48" wrote it. It couldn't stay there since it was fanfiction, so I just copied-and-pasted it here. One night, Sylvester and Taz were alone with Lola. Although Granny was starting to think highly of her, whenever they got a chance, the other Looney Tunes would talk about nothing but shoelaces. "Remember the time one had to be used to keep you away from trouble, Lola?" they would tease. Lola tried to sound louder by talking about Looney Tunes who got stuck in holes, and got stuck on mountains. "You talk a lot, small fry Lola!" said Taz. "A fine Tasmanian Devil like me has got something to say! I am the only Looney Tune who can pull the carriage express! When I'm not available, they need two Looney Tunes! Imagine that! I've pull