The Meathead Public Library is located on the island of the Meatheads, and it is owned and guarded by the Hairy Scary Librarian. It is in fact, not a public library, as Vikings are not allowed to read books. (The one exception for the Hooligans being How to Train Your Dragon by Professor Yobbish). Outside, it is also guarded by Meatheads and their Driller-Dragons.