[2015 preface] [Fade in to Jerk kissing his long strands of hair at Disneyland] Jerk: Luscious locks... [Notices the camera] Oh, hi. Some Jerk with a Camera here, and welcome to my second ever episode on the tenth anniversary of Disney's California Adventure. I originally shot this episode in February of 2011, the month of the ten-year anniversary, and was released March 8th, 2011. At that time they were refurbishing much of DCA, so the place was a veritable sea of work walls. Even the front entry way was blocked by a work wall and I got into a very heated debate with that work wall on some very impertinent issues. [Cut to clip of Jerk banging his head against the wall at the DCA entrance, foreshadowing what we'll be seeing later. Cut back.] Well, guess what? [Jerk turns the camera at a 45