Women Choral: Skinner! Men: Skinner! He patrols the school halls. Women Choral: Skinner! Men: When you spit, he's got the balls As you mosey through the school All the kids say you're so cool And you even made Bart Simpson Spill his milk. Women Choral: Skinner! Men: Skinner! You're the master of your faith! Superintendent Chalmers: Skinneeeeer!!! Principal Skinner: [Wispering, almost sleeping] Skinner! You sure look good in chaps. Skinner! Superintendent Chalmers: Wake up, You're on!