|- !align="center" colspan=5 |Congress/House/Michigan Districts |- !width=50| District !width=175| Representative !width=75| Party !width=120| Date Nailed onThe Colbert Report !width=90| Winner? |- || 1 || Bart Stupak || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 2 || Pete Hoekstra || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 3 || Vernon Ehlers || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 4 || Dave Camp || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 5 || Dale Kildee || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 6 || Fred Upton || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 7 || Tim Walberg || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 8 || Mike J. Rogers || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 9 || Joseph Knollenberg || Republican || (coward) || St