League table of failures - by The Belgian-moral failure-miserable failure-epic failure-cascading failure-failure to anticipate-failure to perceive-failure to carry out a task-commercial failure-emotional failure-process failure-outcome failure-necessary failure-planned obsolescence (built-in failure)-failure to fail (Havisock failure)-structural failure-single point of failure-born failure-white-elephant-type failure-power outage (failure of the electrical kind)-non-event (failure to live up to the hype)-personal failure (nobody left to blame)1. Introduction to said league table, or The Pervert's Dream of Failed TumescenceGentlemen of the Society of Tavistocks,Although we personally know the answer to the following murder mystery through the constant grief felt in our bones and our minds,