"I Wrote This" (A.K.A. "Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star") is a poem and a song written by Luke Brookshier and Tom King. It was performed by Eban Schletter. It was used in the episode "Sing a Song of Patrick." Fictionally, it was written by Patrick Star and made into a song by Bigshot Records for $100. The singers died afterward finishing the song and everyone, (except Old Man Jenkins, and some others), finds the song horrible and irritating. As a result, the citizens form an angry mob with pitch forks and torches.