"Dr." Michael Novacek is a book-writing, science-learning, hater of The Baby Jesus. He wrote a book about digging up bones, which sounds kind of gay. He was a guest on The Colbert Report on November 14, 2006, despite Stephen's concerns that he was too scared to get nailed. Which he probably was, anyway. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.