When Hayley attempts to show Francine how to look up people on the computer, Francine mentions her old friend Kelly. Stan forbids Hayley to look up Kelly, citing her reputation for making people drink so much their kidneys shut down. Hayley looks her up anyways and the three have a girls night out. Despite Hayley being under-age, Kelly encourages her to drink with her and Francine. Desperate to keep up with Kelly, Hayley manages to drink herself sick and ends up in the hospital with kidney damage. Kelly is voiced by Kathy Griffin.