Eris works part time as the Greek Goddess of Confusion and Chaos, or She What Done It All, and part time at a Dairy Queen in Towson, MD. In traditional Greek mythology, she created Forgetfulness, Lies, Quarrels, Fox News, porn, gossip, depression, schizophrenia, hop scotch, and lots of other things the ancient Greeks weren't particularly fond of. The Holy Text Principia Discordia states: