Christopher Thomas Feldman (commonly called Chris, althought Kevin thinks 'topher would be a better name) is a kid at school He is friends with Jacob Brandt, Kevin Schram and oh, you know who, Josey. He is smart, but he's liberal, and a linux nerd, and he gets excited. Last year, some mexcian stole his milk and he went CRAZY and almost killed us all. how, he studies the ways of linus torvold and keeps his inner hulk in check. the only thing wrong with him is that he is liberal, and he thinks al gore is the best. Uses Arch Linux, he's hard core. Got like a 123 on the PSAT.