Well, A bio-jew, like most other jungle people are hairy apes from the nipples down. They wear torn up rags and never cut their hair. The Bio-Jews are slightly dumber than your average Jew, but have much cooler customs. The Bio-Jews have several main Gods and other high beings, The most known is the sexy Jewsus (View Gods of Bio-Jews for more information). A bio-jew take place in strange, unholy ceremonies that require a lot of patience and sperm most of the time. The Bio-Jews hold a lot of different meetings, such as Beer-Busts, Keggers, 8-Pack-Cracks, Bar Fights, and AA meetings. But the most cherished of all is the ALL-NIGHT PANTY RAID!