Jonathan Peter "Jonny" Wilkinson OBE (born 25 May 1979 in Frimley, Surrey) is an orange "rugby" player who first noticed his abilities when he started kicking potatoes at his headmaster and is known by the English as the savior of rugby. When he first got called up to the England squad he got so excited that a little bit of wee came out. He is currently on loan to England from Newcastle General Hospital where he is kept in laboratory conditions. Jonny is often regarded as the single greatest man who ever lived by English people, this is due to their eternal debt to him for saving their country from Vikings, Napoleon, Hitler and Australians. Following this Jonny achieved his own personal goal in 2003 when he fulfilled his purpose of existence, kicked a match winning goal and an