The latest issue had a bad review of Sburb; though the author of the article never even played the game, he gave it one and half hats out of five for its inability to "thrash anything" before going into a discussion of the sweet times he had with his brosephs recently. John burns the magazine in the living room fireplace later on. Every issue is guaranteed to be printed on 40% recycled asbestos: "For big ups to Mother Earth, yo." __TOC__