== The Honor Gaurd Police Department, or HGPD, is a group of weed-smoking, crime-fighting, butt-raping elite honor gaurds dedicated to the destruction of Evil. It found it's beginnings when a honor gaurd was drugged and raped by the Prophet of Truth. At first they followed the grunt's motto: "when in doubt, RUN LIKE HELL!". Then one day a rookie thought this motto was too pussie-ish and worked hard to get it changed. He had to get himself molested by the police chief, but it was a sacrifice he was willing to take. So he had sex with the Chief and had the motto changed to: "Fight to the death, never surrender, unless in doubt, THEN RUN LIKE HELL!".