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Nicholas Johnson was born in front of the Tower of Pizza on the 16th of December 2989. His parents, H/12456 and H/24536 where robots of metallic origin who worked on a rocket car assembly line. Though his parents where robots, Johnson was human - he later explained that his parents accidentally welded a piece of human tissue during a hot night at the factory. Some claim that Johnson's parents were in fact the piece of human tissue, but Johnson disproved this by showing his robot DNA patterns to the world. Johnson was also born coughing furballs, this was due to past kitten huffing experiences by his parents.

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