Sergeant Wonwill was a boxing hare in the Long Patrol under Lady Melesme. He was allegedly given his name because "if his right paw didn't get you, his left one will." Sergeant Wonwill was known to give out nearly constant orders while the Long Patrol was marching, but Wild Doogy Plumm said that he was all bark and no bite. It was his idea for Doogy and Ferdimond de Mayne to sort out their problems with a boxing match; an exhibition of what he called "the noble h'art."