[Ratigan:] "My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Mr Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as Supreme Ruler of all Mousedom!" My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain [Felicia:] Urp.