Fings wot I've eaten' in dis place: Day wun: Icy bones. Good name. Me called dat now. Day too: Ice spider. Crunchy. Taste good. Day free: Rocks. Tastes same as uvver rocks, but 'arder. Teef 'urt. Day four: Nuffink. Teef still 'urt. Day five: Noisy human wearin' fur. Day sicks: Fur. Taste okay. Froat itchy now.