While eating fish and chips one day, The Doctor admits his terrible secret to Martha: he's never cared for the Harry Potter series of books. Martha comforts him, telling him she never did either. Together they hatch a scheme to give some of the book's writing to Shakespeare in the past to use in a play, hoping to prevent Just Kidding Rowlins from ever becoming famous. Back in the past, they meet The Bard and hand over the writing to put into one of his scripts, but instead it sends some alien witches back into a crystal ball and the only copy of the script is lost forever. Shakespeare makes a pass at the Doctor, the Doctor makes a joke about it and viewers everywhere made a grab for the tv remote just as the "virgin queen" Elizabeth I shows up mad at the Doctor for giving her the clap. Oh