Luciano Gaucci (born December 28, 1939 in Rome, Italy) is a jowly nutcase who was once in charge of Perugia. He bought a dictator's son, collected foreign players like stamps, nearly signed a woman and tried to create a team of horses. During his reign over Italian minnows Perugia, Gaucci made waves in 2003 by signing Saadi al-Gaddafi – the son of popular Libyan despot Muammar al-Gaddafi. "He creates incredible enthusiasm within the team,” Gaucci declared. "Where is it written that the son of a head of state must not be recruited?”