A song by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz: All my life, I have felt nothing but pain. Try to find love, and I'm rackin by brain I don't know why I've never found love And that's why I hate romance. I look around and see All around me People who are happy. Why should they get to dance When I never had my chane That's why I hate romance! These people are so happy It makes me sick! I feel like I'm getting The short end of the stick! Why should these people be glad? When all my life I've been sad? This is why... This is why... This Is Why I Hate Romance! (last note is held until end of song)