He's traveled near and far Yes, he's came a long, long way If you ask him why he's come here This is what he'd say There's no rock & roll on Mars There's no beat among the stars You can plainly see, the Earth is the place to be 'Cause there's no rock & roll on Mars Now outer space is cool But it's lacking music fuel And the galaxy is neat But it lacks a driving beat The quiet and the calm Are exactly what some need Alien: But an alien like me Needs a rockin' melody Dave: There's no rock & roll on Mars There's no rhythm on the stars There's no rock & roll on Mars There's no rhythm on the stars