Maury drinking game time! Take a sip if: * Someone calls him "Murray." * If someone other than Maury says, "You are/are not the father." * When someone is more than 100-percent sure he is/is not the father. * Two drinks if it's 1,000-percent or more. * When someone claims "the lie detector lied." * They usually mean the machine, not the administrator, Ralph Barberi. * When multiple mothers bring in the same man for DNA testing. * If one (or more) of them was wrong, two drinks. * If a baby was born after the "dad" had a vasectomy. * When the Special Ops cam catches the man making out with the "Sexy Decoy." * "Is He a Man or a Woman?" Show = Get a Keg! * Thought they were one gender but turned out to the be the other? You know what to do.