Kenora is a city in northwestern Ontario. Its metropolitan area is the second largest in the world at 480,880 sq. km. (Vilna, Lithuania ranks first and is the only metropolitan area larger than the country in which it is situated.) Kenora's metro area is bounded on the west by Morbidoba, extends north to the shores of the Hudson's Gay, bordering the rest of Ontario on the east, and Minnesota to the south. Metro Kenora is home to 9,738 people (9,346 who are homosexual lumberjacks), 34,680,220 horseflies, twice as many mosquitoes, and the world's largest troupe of Forrest Gump impersonators.