Simon Fraser University, commonly referred to as SFU, is the only Canadian university considered by the UN as a location unfit to house about-to-be slaughtered animals or solitarily confined students awaiting torture in the electo-shock room of the Saudi Arabian Military Police Academy's dungeon for torturing students with a "Concentration in Middle East Studies." This longwinded title of unfitness stems from the Red Cross's longwinded criticisms that the school contains more concrete structures per capita than a super-maximum security prison, more Renaissance coffee shops than a downtown Seattle street has Starbucks, compulsory umbrella ownership, has 1st year suicide missions such as finding your course in the RCB or the 4th level of the AQ to weed out the weaker students, and being comp