And I remember every bridge I've ever jumped off blindly and all my boring stories keep reminding me cause in all honesty I used to be an authority on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything that used to be around And it's not so complicated to explain why this feeling's faded Please pass some sanity saint of mediocrity and keep me out of my sobriety 14 and 23 bridge and tunnel authority will keep me out of my sobriety I say we just celebrate (I say we just celebrate) all of my past mistakes and all my too little too lates cause in all honesty I used to be an authority on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything that used to be around And did I forget to mention that I've lost all my best intentions Please pass some sanity saint of mediocrity and keep me out