"Gorgey" Henri Hilbert is the student teacher in Georgia's French class. She describes him as a "David Ginola lookalike". He makes his first appearance in Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas, and Georgia's entire French class suddenly starts paying more attention in his presence. Even Georgia starts doing her homework, and does well enough on a test to become the top student in her class. His second and last appearance is in Dancing In My Nuddy-Pants, where he chaperones the class trip to Paris with Madame Slack and Herr Kamyer.