Mozzirallization, pronounced Mozzarillization, is an absolutely incompetent - but cheap - form of adhesive. The process of mozzirillization is relatively simple. It involves taking mozzarella cheese from any available source, melting it, drying it, melting it again, stirring it, adding a pinch of salt, melting and drying it again, adding two teaspoons of love, melting and drying it a further five times, stir it, melt it, and dry it. The glue is used today in anything and everything, even in things which don't need glue. Although its use has resulted in the extinction of the Pizza Industry, it has brought many people together emotionally like the items it has brought together physically. Isn't that lovely, kids?