Ever wonder why Jerk Guy gets away with every single malicious thing he's ever done? Well, it's quite simple really. The mathematical formula is as follows: Furthermore, . What does this mean? According to this mathematical theory, when Jerk Guy (JG) is taken into consideration, you are either a zero (in the context of zero being another word for loser) or lower. That's right, being a negative number is possible when you are up against Jerk Guy! In fact, it's likely.