The Rant Lazer was a meme created in the IRC by Sylux under the persona of "Ranter." The name was coined by Sonic. It featured "Ranter" post mass amounts of "Wall of Texts" about random things. Generally about the Pokemon anime and Brawl. At times, there was a pause in between Rant Lazers for when the "Ranter" was charging his/her Rant Lazer. It seems that this may have been created with the "Shoop Da Whoop" meme in mind. The rant laser is so strong it takes a while to charge it. Sad to say, the laser it fires is so big it creates black holes in the IRC. Here are some examples.