The great prophet Aristippus, the One True Heir to the prophet Mosey , was born in the port city of Cyrene , Libya to a local farmer, who raised him to follow in his footsteps. Aristippus, however, could not function in normal society, being plagued with epileptic fits that constantly ostracized him from the community. His other fatal mistake was making his sauce to salty and full of polycarbonationitrogeniouos stuff. At the age of ten, Aristippus was part of a miracle performed by the pirate Mosey , who had just arrived in Cyrene and was preaching the good news of the FSM. As a sign, Mosey touched the boy's head with some wet noodles that had been dipped in sauce blessed through the FSM; Aristippus's epilepsy never returned. He soon became a devout follower of the pirate, inspiring the pe