Sir Arthur Frederick Wilbeforce Pelican-Shit (born 1936) (Brother of the famous Irish Pelican Boy), is an Engish author, playwright and historian, whose early works included the plays An Inspector Calls Back Because He Remembered He'd Left His Hat When He Left Last Time and Your Momma So Ugly She Doesn't Realise That This Play Is Just A Rip Off Of Hamlet, as well as the popular gothic horror novel Dracula And The Pelican Shit. However, it is for his factual and historical works that he is most notable today, including everything on Wikipedia, a book about penguins, and, perhaps most notoriously, The Pelican Shit Code, which managed to shake the very foundations of the Catholic faith by asserting that Judas had not betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, as previously believed, but for