The conservative media -- commonly known as the liberal media inside the USA -- is the computer controlled audio-visual technology giving the robot leaders of the USA total control over their subjects. The conservative media consists of a series of “control cells”. Each control cell comprises a studio and one or more robots with cameras pointed at them. Sometimes there is a desk, a video screen, a logo representing a fox, or a potted plant as well. In an editing room next to the studio a computer adds American flags and messages such as “fair and balanced” and “you have just entered a no-spin zone” to the videotape before it is broadcast.