Anthony: Siri, how cold is it outside? Siri: Sixty-five degrees. Anthony: Siri, what should I wear today? Siri: I would suggest really tight purple jeans as they are stylish and make your ass look good. Anthony: (to Ian) That's true! Siri- (interrupted) Ian: Can you stop with that stupid f**king phone?!! Anthony: Siri, find me a better friend! Siri: I found 5 people on Adult Friend Finder within one mile. Ian: (to Siri) SHUT UP! (throws the iPhone on wall) Siri: Ouch. Anthony: Dude! (Anthony runs over to Siri and picks her up) Anthony: Are you OK, Siri? (sobbing) Ian: It's just a phone. (Alarm beeps)