Todd: One Direction. Video for "Kiss You" Zayn: Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like Todd (VO): I loathe this band, I think I've made that clear. But see, here's the thing. If I want to pretend they don't exist, I can totally do that, 'cause the only people who generally care about teen idols are teenage girls, and otherwise, they're generally very easy to ignore. Todd: Especially for me because I haven't actually listened to any new music in ten years. Clip of "One Thing" Todd: ...I keep getting reminded that this is happening. Todd (VO): Why am I seeing ads for this? Clips from movie