From Miss Cam's website: A mysterious object, known only as the "Bridge," is taking bad Lord of the Rings fanfic, particularly Mary-Sues, off of the internet and affecting Middle-earth's reality. Middle-earth is in pieces! Chaos reigns! Enter Kate and Kira, two internet buddies who get sucked into Middle-earth as unwilling Mary-Sues. Their only wish: To get the hell home. But they can't do that yet, because they're not the only ones being pulled into Middle-earth as Mary-Sues. Other random girls are being turned into the perfect, big-breasted, tiny-waisted female characters, and being brainwashed to think they are those characters. The Bridge is pulling them in. Enter the PPC. The Protectors of the Plot Continuum patrol Middle-earth in disguise, killing the Sues and protecting the