A Pan-American branch of a J4p4n3z3!!11eleventy game company founded in 1987 A.D by a few people no one really know about anyway, seeing as gamers only pay attention to Shigeru Miyamoto. Or so they say. Really, though, they actually created everything ever, including, but not limited to, the Bible, the 8-track player, the NES, the Oscar Wilde fun-quote generator, the Franklin stove, the dildo, and the universe. That was, until the company and evidence of everything ever created by the employees was destroyed in the great flood of A.D. 2101, during which Noah and Chuck Norris rescued four of each kind of animal and put them on the Titanic, until they realized they could not fit four of each animal on the boat and had to shoot two of each kind of animal.