"God, I hate this series." —The Voice of Reason File:Twilight Series Fail.jpg The Twilight Garbage "Saga" is a series of four books known to cause sparkling brain damage, one of which is a fanfiction in book form, and another of which features a massive retcon by an extremely disturbed Mormon mother of three (God help them) named Stephenie Meyer. She got the idea from a wet dream she had one night about a sparkly guy in a meadow, and was so enamored with the sparkly guy in her head that she decided to write a book about him. Well, make that three books, one fanfiction in book form, and an attempted rewrite of the first book from his point of view. Meyer was is an amateur writer, and while she claims to be an avid reader she obviously has no clue how to identify a sentence as painful, awk