Even these 36 things. 1. Finding a word that rhymes with orange. 2. Finding a word that rhymes with purple. 3. Using "orange" as a word that rhymes with "purple". 4. Erasing ink 5. Installing Flappy Bird if you don't have it. 6. Being the President for 8000 terms. 7. Being alive for 8000 years. 8. Being the First Lady if you're male. 9. Having your first baby before your biological parents have their first baby. 10. Having 4 biological parents (2 biological moms and 2 biological dads) 11.Having 4 biological parents (1 biological mom and 3 biological dads) 12. Having 4 biological parents (3 biological moms and 1 biological dad) 13. Adding 2+2 and not getting 4. 14. Evolving into a monkey. 15. A 2-year-old winning a world record for oldest person in the world. 16. Winning a platinum medal in