Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our annual ADMIN BABIES SMACK DOWN. Yes yes! Forget the WWF, scorn the WCE spit in the face of Taliban, this is where the action REALLY HAPPENS! With me in this historical broadcast I have my usual sidekick and radio commentator extraordinaire, Hezekiah Zamenhof. Say hello, Hezekiah! Good evening everyone, I'm thrilled to meet you all in this historical evening when the baby poop will really hit the proverbial fan. خوب همه شب ، من خوشحالم که اینجا! What was that Farsi? What are you on drugs? Shut the fuck up. Just another day in the office.