Huge nerd/darling of the German stage. Known for being Really Cool. Kimberly insists he looks like a child molester, which means Megan attempts to pelt Kimberly with virtual croutons on a regular basis, because everyone knows it's David Thewlis who looks like a child molester. This is because Megan is a huge nutter. He serves as the character model for * Der Tod * Maxim de Winter