MC Hammer, patron saint of pants, is often regarded as being one of the most influential evangelists of our time. He is mostly noted for his controversial sermon "Pumps and a Bump", which, like many great works of similar magnitude, has been banned from schools in 39 states (and counting). Although he was assassinated shortly after he delivered this fateful sermon, he still lives on in our hearts and minds. It is rumored that he also appeared in a grilled cheese sandwich once, but the government's official stance is that it was a weather balloon or something.