Alvin: How come that man is wearing a dress? Dave: I told you Alvin, that’s not a dress. They’re kilts. Now let’s sing this wonderful song by Robert Burns. Alvin: How come the man wearing the dress is squeezing an octopus? Dave: That is not an octopus, is a bagpipe. Now let’s sing with dignity! The Chipmunks: If a body meet a body Comin’ thru the rye If a body meet a body Made our body high Everybody has somebody May I say have I? All the girls they smile at me When comin’ thru the rye Alvin: Hey mister piper, can I play your octopus please? Piper: Sure laddie. Piper: Bring back my pipe back here!