The Common Toilet Duck (also known as the John Bird in Northern USA states, Rest Room Rooster in the Southern States of the USA, the Bathroom Broiler in Canada, The Dunny Quacker in Australia, Le Paté de Foie Canard Le Chateau Merde in France , the Kaiser Ente In Der Scheissenhaus in Germany, the Casa Del Caca Pato in Spain and "humor pene grande máquina de comer" somewhere else. ) is a former wild bird that has become domesticated and can now only be found lurking under your sink. It has given-up the business of raising young ducklings at your local pond and instead has devoted its life to clearing up the stink humans make when they go for a crap.