Part XXII of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 1445-1546. Cross-posted from the Board on May 25, 2012. 1445. Under no circumstances am I to swap bodies with a canon character. - Or a canon extra. - Or a Mary Sue. - Getting into a zarquil game is right out. - I may swap bodies with the love of my life if we're into that sort of thing, but only temporarily, if we're both PPC, and if we both agree to it. 1446. I will not spam the Doctor with recordings of Daleks shouting "Exterminate!". 1447. I will not foist Queen Chrysalis off on Deep Space Nine. - Or Mel Gibson.