The Koolaid man is red. What else is red you ask? COMMUNISM! Born in 1666 B.C. deep in the bowels of hell, the Koolaid man is one pitcher of liquid death that you don't want to mess with. He has been known to barge into people's houses unannounced screaming and forcing young children to drink his "refreshing" liquid. An old pagen legend states that the Kool-Aid Man enters a child's house once a week and feasts on its blood, replenishing it's never-ending source of terror. (Not to be confused with Hillary Clinton's period blood or the blood from Nancy Pelosi's daily baby massacres)