"HEY, YOU VILLAIN - DON'T MAKE A MOVE!!! Yes, I'm talking to you, you low-life scumbag! Prepare to face your undoing, little vermin - your time has come... "SAY WHAT? Come again? You don't know who I am? You can't be serious!!! *son-of-a...* "Well this is certainly a bit unexpected - but on the other hand, a brilliant chance for Yours-Truly to offer the unworthy being YOU are, my state-of-the-art, and in general superawesome hero-introduction:" * thrilling hollywood-super-hero-music suddenly starts playing from an unknown source "Beat that, anyone! Huh? HUH? Yeah, didn't think so."