Chinese: why? Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there! Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese. Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same. The Chinese punched Spielberg. Spielberg: Why did you do that? Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic. Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid! Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!