Even when Hitler was a baby he either wanted to be a loving Jewish Rabbi like his father, an evil racist dictator like his uncle,Emperor Bob of North Wales, or a radio DJ like his brother Keith Hitler. Eventually though he made the choice be a DJ because of his great taste in knitted jumpers and his love of cheap puns.In the early summer of late winter 1971 Hitler got a job as chief reporter on apple Strudel related articles on 'Radio Scwarczenwartzenenenen' (pronounced radio one) in Vienna, North Carolina. Then he eventually worked his way up the slippery strudel covered ladder of success and in 1973 landed his own show which he called FICK MICH HART UND LANGE IN MEINE GROSSE ANALE!!!! roughly translated as 'Getting Funky With Da Fuhrer' in English, Japanese and Leprechaun dialect.